Welcome to Flesh to Death Honey Co. By using our website or the BuzzKill app, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, go buy your honey from a plastic bear at the grocery store.
1. Product Usage (Don't Be Stupid)
- Brap Balm: It's for leather. Do not eat it. Do not put it in your eyes.
- Soap: It washes away dirt, not your criminal record.
- Hot Honey: It's hot. If you cry, that's on you.
- Apparel: Wearing our gear does not make you a member of a motorcycle club. It just makes you look cool.
2. BuzzKill App Terms
The BuzzKill app is a tool. It doesn't replace common sense.
- Accuracy: We try to be accurate, but if the app says your hive is "Happy" and they swarm 5 minutes later, that's nature.
- Data: You own your data. We just store it. See our Privacy Policy for the boring details.
- Subscription: If you stop paying, we stop hosting your data. We're not a charity.
3. Liability (Not Our Fault)
Flesh to Death Honey Co. is not liable for:
- Bee stings (obviously).
- Speeding tickets received while rushing to buy our products.
- Existential dread caused by reading our labels.
- Any injuries sustained while trying to look cool on a motorcycle.